tomhazeldine:

Getting eye fucked by Tom Hiddleston

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

canabruh:

dominospizzadelivery:

There’s no toilet paper in here fuck me in the asshole

no one is gonna fuck you in the asshole if you aint wiping

"You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell."
(via naayr)
"My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument."
Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)