qirlunderyou:

i’m going in for a refill 

vegetarain:

when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework

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theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

dutchster:

when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get